
A couple of days ago I woke up with a 102 temperature. A doctor came over, diagnosed me, gave me some shots in the ass (of a drug that is illegal in the states and most other countries), and told me to stay in the house and rest until Monday. I’ve already watched four seasons of Weeds. Before I start on the next one, I want to thank you all.
This week my blog passed 4,000 views!! For you big bloggers out there, this is a number that you probably reach in a week (big whoop you want to fight about it). Thumbs up for you, but I don’t run a big blog. I write about the things that happen to me and try to pull life lessons out of those experiences to share with you. I’d rather my audience be my friends and family. So here is to all of you. Thanks for reading, commenting, listening, and sharing.
To celebrate I will try to write a blog every day this week. I’ll start today by sharing one of my favorite stand up acts by Rob Stapleton.
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A few things in this act really hit home. I had plenty of experience with both crack heads and busses in DC. I actually felt more in danger riding public transportation at 6 pm after work than I did walking around Florida Ave at 3 am. Once I was riding the bus home from work and accidentally made eye contact with the creature sitting in the back seat. It slowly got up, mouth-watering and eyes locked on me, and started screaming “I DON’T F**K ANIMALS.” Needless to say this scared the piss out of me. I was new to the city and didn’t know the protocol. You have to put yourself in its shoes (I’m calling it IT because I could not tell if it was a man or a woman). How would you feel if people were coming into your house all day, reading their electronic books and trying to get cell phone service, while you were just trying to get some shut-eye. Sitting in the last four seats of any form of public transportation is considered trespassing.
On a different note… I’ve always been a little curious about this, so I’ll go ahead and ask and see if anyone has any thoughts. Do black people find the way we speak hilarious, or is it more the corny way middle-aged white people act? I think it’s interesting that most imitations usually depict us as a polite and well spoken bunch. You rarely see people using the hee-haw, tea-party enthusiast, Obama is a Muslim t-shirt wearing, redneck imitation. Thanks for that!
Thanks again for checking in on the blog and keeping me inspired to write. Remember to subscribe to the blog and look around the different pages. What are some of your favorite comedy clips people?? I got four more days of lying in bed… help me out.